Married white male seeking Resolve dongle for fun and pleasure

[Veero]

what steps must a woman take to get a dongle too?

[bmowell]

Oh Man, Here I sit with two dongles & I just found out that the state of Texas does not allow Polydonglemy. ...and I don't want to move to Utah. I must give up one of my "sister-dongles"! Who has the dowry to take her? I will not accept live-stock, only US legal tender & silver or gold.

[MRay]

Oh Man, Here I sit with two dongles & I just found out that the state of Texas does not allow Polydonglemy. ...and I don't want to move to Utah. I must give up one of my "sister-dongles"! Who has the dowry to take her? I will not accept live-stock, only US legal tender & silver or gold.

[DPStewart]

Just put it in and make the scene colorful

That's what she said too.

[ty_lowcountry]

So now I'm standing here with my dongle in my hand, wondering what to do with the rest of the evening.

Just put it in and make the scene colorful

[DPStewart]

So now I'm standing here with my dongle in my hand, wondering what to do with the rest of the evening.

[Hogo]

You should!

[bmowell]

Discharge?!?!

Now we've just gone too far! Anybody got any antibiotics?! ;-)

BTW, thanks to this forum, I found the dongle of my dreams for a reasonable price!

[robmneilson]

Would you accept a dongle with leaky discharge?

[DJJ]

You're all making me feel guilty for having two dongles. Stop. It.

[ty_lowcountry]

I'm not sure I can handle the shame...of having sold my original dongle.

A man can do things he regrets with his dongle from time to time. Be not ashamed my friend!

[Hogo]

Join the club

[bmowell]

A dongle support group is in order here, chair circle and all

I'm not sure I can handle the shame...of having sold my original dongle.

[DPStewart]

I decree that we, and I'm sure you'll all agree, shall sit in our dongle circle chairs and dangle our dongles daintily, deftly, and diligently.

[Frank Glencairn]

A dongle support group is in order here, chair circle and all