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  • Veero
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    what steps must a woman take to get a dongle too?

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  • bmowell
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    Originally posted by MRay View Post
    Oh Man, Here I sit with two dongles & I just found out that the state of Texas does not allow Polydonglemy. ...and I don't want to move to Utah. I must give up one of my "sister-dongles"! Who has the dowry to take her? I will not accept live-stock, only US legal tender & silver or gold.

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  • MRay
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    Oh Man, Here I sit with two dongles & I just found out that the state of Texas does not allow Polydonglemy. ...and I don't want to move to Utah. I must give up one of my "sister-dongles"! Who has the dowry to take her? I will not accept live-stock, only US legal tender & silver or gold.

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  • DPStewart
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    Originally posted by ty_lowcountry View Post
    Just put it in and make the scene colorful
    That's what she said too.

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  • ty_lowcountry
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    Originally posted by DPStewart View Post
    So now I'm standing here with my dongle in my hand, wondering what to do with the rest of the evening.
    Just put it in and make the scene colorful

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  • DPStewart
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    So now I'm standing here with my dongle in my hand, wondering what to do with the rest of the evening.

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  • Hogo
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    You should!

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  • bmowell
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    Discharge?!?!

    Now we've just gone too far! Anybody got any antibiotics?! ;-)

    BTW, thanks to this forum, I found the dongle of my dreams for a reasonable price!

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  • robmneilson
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    Would you accept a dongle with leaky discharge?

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  • DJJ
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    You're all making me feel guilty for having two dongles. Stop. It.

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  • ty_lowcountry
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    Originally posted by bmowell View Post
    I'm not sure I can handle the shame...of having sold my original dongle.
    A man can do things he regrets with his dongle from time to time. Be not ashamed my friend!

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  • Hogo
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    Join the club

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  • bmowell
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    Originally posted by Frank Glencairn View Post
    A dongle support group is in order here, chair circle and all
    I'm not sure I can handle the shame...of having sold my original dongle.

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  • DPStewart
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    I decree that we, and I'm sure you'll all agree, shall sit in our dongle circle chairs and dangle our dongles daintily, deftly, and diligently.

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  • Frank Glencairn
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    A dongle support group is in order here, chair circle and all

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